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Pruning Shears

Momma told me not to play with scissors, but she didn't say anything about pruning shears! Fair warning: avoid using them on AA batteries and fingers. If you want to use them on flautas or taquitos, you might want to wash them. Do NOT wash them in the clothes washer! Momma was VERY upset after that.

Lawn Mower

This vicious red beast matches the capacity of 200 cows at pasture to eat grass. It prefers, and at times demands a drink more potent than moonshine - it's called gasoline. I don't much care for the stuff, but to each there own.


20 pound bag of organic all season lawn food. Ok, I'm not going to lie here. It's poop, dirt, and anything the pigs wouldn't eat left over from the farm. Enjoy!

Garden Tool Set

Includes carying tote, gloves, plant rope, pruner, weeder, trowel, cultivator, transplanter, and weeding fork.

Smooth Rock

Found on the side of the road.